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TO PILE ON THE POUNDS (to put on weight)
👉🏻 I've just been piling on the pounds over the last few weeks. I guess that guru advocating his mega diet of 20 Big-Macs a day might have been misleading!

TO BE BUILT FOR COMFORT AND NOT SPEED (to be fat)
👉🏻 Look here my darling, I was built for comfort and not speed so stop forcing me to run a marathon and let me finish my 72 Krispy Kremes!

TO HAVE BIG BONES (an excuse used not to admit to being fat)
👉🏻 Mummmm, why do you keep saying i'm fat! I have big bones! Can't you tell the difference?

LOVE HANDLES (n) (the fat around the waist)
👉🏻 In the event of a ship sinking, you can use a life-vest or your love handles as a flotation device! 

TO BE CUDDLY (a nice word we use instead of saying fat)
👉🏻 My darling woman, you're not fat, your just cuddly and lovable! 

TO SEE ONE'S OWN FEET (to be fat that when you look down, you can't see your feet)
👉🏻 Wow, Paul, you have definitely been eating. So much so it seems that I even doubt you can see your own feet!

TO HAVE A STOMACH LIKE A BOTTOMLESS PIT (to be able to eat endlessly)
👉🏻 You are so small in size. Unless you have a stomach like a bottomless pit, how on earth can you manage to eat 10 portions of fish and chips???

TO GROW HORIZONTALLY (getting fat)
👉🏻 Paul, no offense, but you might want to grow vertically rather than horizontally! - Yep, point taken, no more burgers!
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